she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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