I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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