If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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