Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
