There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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