y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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