just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Success! We fucked roommates!
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