Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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