3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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