Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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