He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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