One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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