remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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