problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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