You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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