Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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