She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Your cock deserves a montage
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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