who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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