from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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