if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.