ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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