:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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