if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
All the doctor said was why
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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