we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
They have beer where we have blood.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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