If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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