My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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