Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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