I'm so fucking centered right now
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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