david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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