my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
you had me at cake vodka
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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