I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Holy shit dude........stairs
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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