SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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