are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
dude. I can hear the air.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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