It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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