Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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