Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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