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If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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