I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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