I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect