Having a random hookup so left but love u
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got