im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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