my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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