Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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