bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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