I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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