So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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