i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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