i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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