let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
