You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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