At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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