I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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