what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
