it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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