he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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