all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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